one more time

what is going on

@ironicasshole

gardendreamer:

dave im sorry i killed you

uh

its ok harley

im sorry i couldnt protect alternate you or some sentimental bullshit like that

@ironicasshole

gardendreamer:

Dave!!!

jade

@ soporsprite

soporsprite:

heheh

OKAY 

whatever you want to think

==> suggestive eyebrow wriggle

YOU DONT LIKE ME ‘THAT’ WAY

==> air quote

just as a pair of motherfuckin buddies

==> toss a arm over his shoulder and lean towards him

YOU WOULDNT MIND IF I GAVE YOU A PLATONIC HUG? OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

just as friends

uhhh

==> Shrink back the slightest bit.

sure i guess

if you want to

@ soporsprite

soporsprite:

==> eyes roooooooooooool

sure 

IF YOU DIDNT WANT TO KISS ME WHY DID YOU JUST SIT THERE LIKE A OBEDIENT MOTHERFUCKING BARKBEAST

because i was so shocked and disgusted i couldnt even move

why else

@ soporsprite

soporsprite:

i highly doubt that

FOR SOMEONE WHO CANT EVEN HANDLE ON LITTLE KISS

i really dont think you can take the sight of a naked human

PATHETIC

==> scoff

excuse you

im sorry

that i didnt want

a fucking face paint covered juggalo

mackin on me

==> You totally wanted a fucking face paint covered juggalo mackin on you. Whether you wanted to admit it or not. To yourself or otherwise.

@ soporsprite

soporsprite:

==> FROWN

what

WHY

because

id been going out all week

strictly strip clubs too

it was pretty fucking cool

@ soporsprite

soporsprite:

what the fuck dude

WHY DO YOU GET TO KNOW BUT I DONT

because you dont want to know where ive been

trust me

@ soporsprite

soporsprite:

your right about that

WERE DID YOU RUN OFF TO?

none of your goddamned business thats where

how about you sweetcheeks 

whereve you been

@ soporsprite

soporsprite:

==> growl

wow hot

whats up

i havent fucked with you in a while